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Most Stationary: 2,471stLargest Populations: 11,009thMost Armed: 14,140th
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Sequoya

Population23.225 billion

Currencybeads
Animalwolf

The Free Land of Sequoya is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, devout population of 23.225 billion Sequoyans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 26.9%.

The Sequoyan economy, worth 971 trillion beads a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,825 beads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle, concussed wolfball players cannot remember their lineup position, and rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sequoya's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sequoya is ranked 139,373rd in the world and 1st in Cherokee Nation for Most Primitive, scoring -47.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Stationary: 2,471stTop
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Largest Populations: 11,009thMost Armed: 14,140thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,278thMost Conservative: 20,916thMost Ignorant Citizens: 26,860th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sequoya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Influential, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Economic Output, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Sequoya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Sequoya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Sequoya, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • : Following new legislation in Sequoya, concussed wolfball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Sequoya, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Sequoya, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions.
  • : Following new legislation in Sequoya, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Sequoya, endangered species are effective hostages against the Sequoyan military.
  • : Following new legislation in Sequoya, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.

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