Population | 8.837 billion |
Capital | Denyomaso |
Leader | Grand Leader Arcen Seyzuela |
Currency | Serinupin ruble |
Animal | Serinupin Uku Falcon |
The Nebulous Populace of Serinupu is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Leader Arcen Seyzuela with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.837 billion Serinupi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denyomaso. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Serinupin economy, worth a remarkable 3,149 trillion Serinupin rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 356,348 Serinupin rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, and it is said that a Serinupin woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serinupu's national animal is the Serinupin Uku Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Serinupu is ranked 1,182nd in the world and 14th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Corrupt Governments, with 448 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Serinupu, it is said that a Serinupin woman's work is never done.
- : Following new legislation in Serinupu, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs.
- : Following new legislation in Serinupu, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
- : Following new legislation in Serinupu, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Serinupu, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
- : Serinupu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Influential, Most Stationary, and Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Serinupu, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Serinupin satellites can detect it.
- : Following new legislation in Serinupu, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.
- : Following new legislation in Serinupu, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Serinupu, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.