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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 118thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 350thMost Advanced Public Education: 469th
The Nebulous Populace of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Peace will only come when power is above all.
Grand Leader Arcen Seyzuela
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Serinupu

Population8.837 billion

CapitalDenyomaso
LeaderGrand Leader Arcen Seyzuela

CurrencySerinupin ruble
AnimalSerinupin Uku Falcon

The Nebulous Populace of Serinupu is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Leader Arcen Seyzuela with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.837 billion Serinupi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denyomaso. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Serinupin economy, worth a remarkable 3,149 trillion Serinupin rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 356,348 Serinupin rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, and it is said that a Serinupin woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serinupu's national animal is the Serinupin Uku Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Serinupu is ranked 1,182nd in the world and 14th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Corrupt Governments, with 448 kickbacks per hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 118thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 350thMost Advanced Public Education: 469thMost Secular: 560thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 617thLowest Crime Rates: 657thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 971stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,171stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,182ndMost Patriotic: 1,196thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,407thLargest Governments: 1,540thHighest Average Incomes: 1,665thLargest Black Market: 1,858thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,898thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,168thSmartest Citizens: 2,701stTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,371stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,014thHealthiest Citizens: 4,268thMost Authoritarian: 4,344thBest Weather: 4,480thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,562ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,573rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,718thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,088thHighest Economic Output: 6,890thMost Conservative: 7,138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,427thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,004thTop
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Most Developed: 14,906thMost Influential: 23,444thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,391stMost Extreme: 26,105th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Serinupu, it is said that a Serinupin woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Serinupu, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Serinupu, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Serinupu, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Serinupu, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Serinupu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Influential, Most Stationary, and Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Serinupu, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Serinupin satellites can detect it.
  • : Following new legislation in Serinupu, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.
  • : Following new legislation in Serinupu, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Serinupu, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.

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