The Colony of Sernat is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 479 million Sernatians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The very strong Sernatian economy, worth 32.3 trillion Xarkns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 67,466 Xarkns, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sernat's national animal is the Cotton moth, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sernat is ranked 275,588^th in the world and 1^st in Word of God for Largest Populations, with 479 million capita.