The Grand Empire of Shiamyi is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Fua Long with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.906 billion Shiamese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jiling. The average income tax rate is 65.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Shiamese economy, worth 831 trillion Shaos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 105,136 Shaos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary, the love has gone in Shiamyi, and scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shiamyi's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Shiamyi is ranked 59,080^th in the world and 73^rd in Wintreath for Highest Average Incomes, with 105,136.83 Standard Monetary Units.