The Incredible Bisexual of Shiminka is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Sky Dragon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.707 billion Shiminkans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Golden City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Shiminkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,696 trillion Shiminka dollar and coins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 220,123 Shiminka dollar and coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Emperor Sky Dragon goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, people are suspicious of neighbors who let their kids play outside, Shiminkans caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, and children who drop their ice cream are fined for littering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shiminka's national animal is the Blue-feathered Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Worship of the Emperor.

Shiminka is ranked 30,291^st in the world and 26^th in Saint Osmund for Most Developed, scoring 82.84 on the Human Development Index.