The Matriarchy of Shui Mo is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Wysteria with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.347 billion Slimefolk love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NuruNuru. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Slimefolk economy, worth a remarkable 1,255 trillion meals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 197,870 meals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, they who do not work shall not eat, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime is totally unknown. Shui Mo's national animal is the slimegirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult Of Suu.

Shui Mo is ranked 287,875^th in the world and 1,935^th in Herta Space Station for Most Primitive, scoring -523.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.