The District of Siano Clan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by proctor with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.627 billion Siano Clanians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The strong Siano Clanian economy, worth 298 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,076 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,518 per year while the poor average 2,825, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, Siano Clan has designated District City as its capital city, Proctor has just been declared ruler of Siano Clan in an international press conference, and gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood. Crime is a serious problem. Siano Clan's national animal is the bovina.

Siano Clan is ranked 251,863^rd in the world and 1^st in S Gang Gaming Clan for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.