The Industrial Representative of Silvermint is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Croque Diamondface with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.525 billion Silvermintians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Durin. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Silvermintian economy, worth 26.6 trillion ᅟᅟᅟᅟ ᅟs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,462 ᅟᅟᅟᅟ ᅟs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", Durins that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage, and a major religion has been named as Silvermint's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silvermint's national animal is the Durin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Silvermint is ranked 308,335^th in the world and 17^th in Durin for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.08 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.