The Serbian State of Simonija is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rodoljub Čuljević with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 958 million Serbs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ниш. The average income tax rate is 74.3%.

The powerhouse Simonijan economy, worth 81.9 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 85,473 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Simonijan mussels the biggest in Slavia, there's more than one way to skin a potato, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', and government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simonija's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Simonija is ranked 22,992^nd in the world and 4^th in Slavia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,091.26 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.