
| Population | 9.995 billion |
| Capital | Singson City |
| Leader | Eugene Singson |
| Currency | Singsonian Dollar |
| Animal | Elephant |
The Republic of Singson is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Eugene Singson with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.995 billion Singsonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singson City. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Singsonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,742 trillion Singsonian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 274,411 Singsonian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, every manufactory has a pharmacy built in, genetic research is facing major headwinds, and the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singson's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Singson is ranked 116,285th in the world and 3rd in Violetia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,290.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Singson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
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Singson, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market.
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Singson, genetic research is facing major headwinds.
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Singson, every manufactory has a pharmacy built in.
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Singson, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants.
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Singson, translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies.
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Singson, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt.
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Singson, city-slickers are jelly of all the farmland the government is giving away.
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Singson, entomologists flock to Singson City for its remarkable gadfly population.
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Singson, chemical burn victims tan their scars summering at luxury beach resorts with huge cash settlements.



















































