The Republic of Sister Machine Gun is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning snake population. The hard-working population of 899 million Sister Machine Gunians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.1%.

The Sister Machine Gunian economy, worth 41.7 trillion X-rated movies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 46,416 X-rated movies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is moderate. Sister Machine Gun's national animal is the snake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sister Machine Gun is ranked 205,799^th in the world and 1^st in Pro Americans for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 290.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.