The Happy Pink Pansexual Land of Sitethief is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sitethief with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.178 billion Sitethiefians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zwolle，City of Love. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.1%.

The strong Sitethiefian economy, worth 411 trillion Loves a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,323 Loves, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 143,643 per year while the poor average 14,051, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Healthcare funding has been cut, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Sitethief's national animal is the Dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Non-theistic Pansexuality.

Sitethief is ranked 172,734^th in the world and 206^th in Vylixan Prime for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.07 law-abiding acts per hour.