The United Republic of Greater Cesnica is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Abdus Hassan Zagghaf with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.522 billion Cesnicans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depla City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Cesnican economy, worth a remarkable 5,565 trillion Shullings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 358,538 Shullings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, Abdus Hassan Zagghaf can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cesnica's national animal is the Pine Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Cesnica is ranked 1,582^nd in the world and 55^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 73.64 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.