The Exotic Planet of Sixam is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.95 billion Sixamians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strangeville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Sixamian economy, worth 554 trillion Minoan tala a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 50,635 Minoan tala, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 326,351 per year while the poor average 3,174, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sixam's national animal is the Sixam owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Surrealism.

Sixam is ranked 203,436^th in the world and 4^th in Hinduism for Most Beautiful Environments, with 465.3 pounds of wildlife per square mile.