The Hifoom of Sizzlevancia is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.564 billion Sizzlevancians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 7.8%.

The very strong Sizzlevancian economy, worth 493 trillion Azzle Memebuxes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 57,599 Azzle Memebuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, Sizzlevancia has designated Sizzlevancia City as its capital city, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Sizzlevancia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Sizzlevancia's national animal is the Useless Goddess Aqua, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sizzlevancia is ranked 191,544^th in the world and 3^rd in Puppets of AdvanciaSizzletown for Most Primitive, scoring -77.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.