The Most Serene Republic of Slippery Rock is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, devout population of 1.724 billion Slippery Rockians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The very strong Slippery Rockian economy, worth 97.7 trillion Pebbles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 56,682 Pebbles, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Slippery Rock's national animal is the Slider Turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Slippery Rock is ranked 214,138^th in the world and 13^th in Port Elizabeth for Largest Populations, with 1.72 billion capita.