The Republic of Socialist test 61 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.66 billion Socialist test 61ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 61ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,206 trillion deniers a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 213,115 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 61's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Socialist test 61 is ranked 67,317th in the world and 2,280th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,523.23 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Socialist test 61 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 61, farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 61, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 61, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 61, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
- : Socialist test 61 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 61, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 61, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 61, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 61, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
