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Most Developed: 6thLongest Average Lifespans: 8thHealthiest Citizens: 9th
The Imperial Empire of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Socialist Xlyvania

Population26.935 billion

CapitalExelica Pavilion
LeaderEmperor Jixam
FaithNeutrality

CurrencyAurum Sterling
AnimalEmerald Viper

The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.935 billion Xlyvanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exelica Pavilion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth an astonishing 11,295 trillion Aurum Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 419,374 Aurum Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Socialist Xlyvania, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Emerald Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neutrality.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 255,731st in the world and 180th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -19.96 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Developed: 6thLongest Average Lifespans: 8thHealthiest Citizens: 9thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11thLowest Crime Rates: 26thBest Weather: 27thMost Beautiful Environments: 36thSmartest Citizens: 42ndMost Advanced Public Education: 64thHighest Food Quality: 67thMost Pacifist: 70thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 83rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 98thMost Efficient Economies: 117thMost Cultured: 121stLargest Governments: 128thHighest Average Tax Rates: 135thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 166thMost Cheerful Citizens: 167thMost Advanced Public Transport: 193rdHighest Poor Incomes: 207thSafest: 214thMost Scientifically Advanced: 285thMost Secular: 294thNicest Citizens: 327thMost Subsidized Industry: 332ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 404thMost Inclusive: 404thHighest Economic Output: 429thMost Compassionate Citizens: 501stLargest Welfare Programs: 625thHighest Average Incomes: 723rdMost Influential: 788thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,415thMost Patriotic: 1,708thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,267thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,299thMost Stationary: 2,521stTop
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Largest Populations: 3,806thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,783rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,614thTop
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Most Income Equality: 22,311thLargest Gambling Industry: 24,067th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, there's a bright dawn ahead for Socialist Xlyvania.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Promotion of Clean Energy"".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.

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