The Estado of Sol Dorado is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Governor Valentín Chicote with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.395 billion Sol Doradoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tesoro. The average income tax rate is 12.4%.

The strong Sol Doradoan economy, worth 208 trillion sols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 61,357 sols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tesoro's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sol Dorado's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Sol Dorado is ranked 88,579^th in the world and 2^nd in El Dorado for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.