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The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Some Random Keeper Of The Northian economy, worth 72.9 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,431 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Some Random Keeper Of The North's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Some Random Keeper Of The North is ranked 102,682^nd in the world and 54^th in Fish Storage for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 869.72 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.