The Republic of Sopranos is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.476 billion Sopranosians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sopranosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,283 trillion Tomato sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,868 Tomato sauces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

There's a hole in the heart of every Sopranosian city, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sopranos's national animal is the Pizza, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sopranos is ranked 67,014^th in the world and 3^rd in New Jersey for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,807.09 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.