The Rogue Nation of South Alpacastan is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18 million South Alpacastanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The very strong South Alpacastanian economy, worth 824 billion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 45,790 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,550 per year while the poor average 3,163, a ratio of 90.0 to 1.

Shopping comes bagged and tagged, the default state for South Alpacastan is default, nano-rogue alpacas are the current fad sweeping the nation, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. South Alpacastan's national animal is the rogue alpaca, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

South Alpacastan is ranked 286,073^rd in the world and 3^rd in Alpacastan for Highest Poor Incomes, with 3,163.35 Standard Monetary Units.