by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,714thMost Influential: 2,267thMost Secular: 2,303rd
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Peace and Justice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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South Blossom

Population3.326 billion

LeaderSupreme Leader Mateus

CurrencyBernie Bucks

The Kingdom of South Blossom is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Mateus with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.326 billion South Blossomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Blossomian economy, worth 423 trillion Bernie Bucks a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,433 Bernie Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Blossom's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Blossom is ranked 54,095th in the world and 1,657th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,802.58 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,714thMost Influential: 2,267thMost Secular: 2,303rdTop
Rudest Citizens: 4,611thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,208thLargest Retail Industry: 8,845thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,147thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,346thMost Developed: 11,376thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,418thBest Weather: 14,241stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,463rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,186thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,590thHealthiest Citizens: 16,202ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,189thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,792ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,883rdLargest Welfare Programs: 19,830thMost Efficient Economies: 20,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 20,684thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,800thLowest Crime Rates: 21,110thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,332ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,453rd
Most Secular: 82nd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 165th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 178th in the regionMost Influential: 265th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 300th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 300th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 310th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 324th in the regionMost Developed: 351st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 407th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 469th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 487th in the regionBest Weather: 493rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 513th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 524th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 525th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 588th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 590th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 609th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 624th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 630th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 643rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 663rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 702nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 710th in the regionMost Stationary: 750th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 755th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 806th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 808th in the region

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