The Dictatorship of Sovietic Armenia is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The cynical population of 16 million Sovietic Armenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 47.6%.

The fair Sovietic Armenian economy, worth 532 billion soviet rubles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,255 soviet rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, gambling is outlawed, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovietic Armenia's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sovietic Armenia is ranked 127,030^th in the world and 10^th in Soviet Commonwealth for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 590.05 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.