| Population | 14.349 billion |
| Capital | Lynx |
| Leader | Constantine XII Paleologos Dragases |
| Faith | Byzantyne Orthodox |
| Currency | LEU |
| Animal | Lynx |
The Constitutional Monarchy of SPHRANTZES is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Constantine XII Paleologos Dragases with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.349 billion SPHRANTZESians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lynx. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient SPHRANTZESian economy, worth a remarkable 3,417 trillion LEI a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,186 LEI, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, industrial chicken farmers hear no evil see no evil and cluck no evil, some achieve retirement and some have retirement thrust upon them, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SPHRANTZES's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Byzantyne Orthodox.
SPHRANTZES is ranked 2,031st in the world and 1st in THE W0RLD for Most Developed, scoring 98 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
SPHRANTZES, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
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SPHRANTZES was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in
SPHRANTZES, some achieve retirement and some have retirement thrust upon them.
- : Following new legislation in
SPHRANTZES, industrial chicken farmers hear no evil see no evil and cluck no evil.
- : Following new legislation in
SPHRANTZES, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
- : Following new legislation in
SPHRANTZES, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for SPHRANTZESian citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in
SPHRANTZES, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
- : Following new legislation in
SPHRANTZES, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in
SPHRANTZES, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
- : Following new legislation in
SPHRANTZES, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.













































































