The Republic of St Cr is a titanic, pleasant nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 21.657 billion St Crians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 40.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The St Crian economy, worth a remarkable 1,343 trillion $$s a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,052 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, Death's-head Hawkmoths that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, and the nation leads Saint Croix for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St Cr's national animal is the Death's-head Hawkmoth.

St Cr is ranked 110,411^th in the world and 1^st in Saint Croix for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,292.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.