The District of St Helier is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 17.331 billion Bailimans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 15.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped St Helierian economy, worth 510 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,440 aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, St Helier has designated District City as its capital city, and Liard has just been declared ruler of St Helier in an international press conference. Crime is well under control. St Helier's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

St Helier is ranked 254,128^th in the world and 1^st in Channel Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 456.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.