The Colony of Starhollow is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.494 billion Starhollowians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Starhollowian economy, worth 245 trillion Gilds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 164,170 Gilds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,495,532 per year while the poor average 2,025, a ratio of 738 to 1.

The leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, the government is outsourcing itself, and the Starhollowian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Starhollow's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Starhollow is ranked 20,203^rd in the world and 4^th in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Highest Average Incomes, with 164,170.8 Standard Monetary Units.