The Most Serene Republic of Starizon is a very large, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Eagle population. The hard-working population of 243 million Starizonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.5%.

The Starizonian economy, worth 9.67 trillion Stardusts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 39,812 Stardusts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, surveillance cameras are banned, organ donation is compulsory, and Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime is moderate. Starizon's national animal is the Eagle.

Starizon is ranked 227,863^rd in the world and 3^rd in Candleflame Glow 99 for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.