The Far-Fetched Musings of Starlight Coruscant is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.599 billion Starlight Coruscantians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Starlight Coruscantian economy, worth 430 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,424 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, bike rage is all the rage, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Coruscant's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Starlight Coruscant is ranked 146,176^th in the world and 2^nd in Anarchy union for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,143.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.