The Republic of Starlight Emerald is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.255 billion Starlight Emeraldians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Starlight Emeraldian economy, worth 204 trillion lotuses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,544 lotuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,097 per year while the poor average 24,926, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.
Most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and exterminators swarm Starlight Emeraldian homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Emerald's national animal is the moonlark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Starlight Emerald is ranked 55,512th in the world and 377th in eta for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,808.08 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Starlight Emerald was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
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Starlight Emerald was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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Starlight Emerald, exterminators swarm Starlight Emeraldian homes.
- : Following new legislation in
Starlight Emerald, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
- : Following new legislation in
Starlight Emerald, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in
Starlight Emerald, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes.
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Starlight Emerald was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in
Starlight Emerald, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet.
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Starlight Emerald, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
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Starlight Emerald, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market.

































