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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,539thHealthiest Citizens: 22,011thBest Weather: 28,818th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Sway in the moonlight, dance in the dark
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Starlight Emerald

Population2.255 billion

Currencylotus
Animalmoonlark

The Republic of Starlight Emerald is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.255 billion Starlight Emeraldians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Starlight Emeraldian economy, worth 204 trillion lotuses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,544 lotuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,097 per year while the poor average 24,926, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and exterminators swarm Starlight Emeraldian homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Emerald's national animal is the moonlark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Starlight Emerald is ranked 55,512th in the world and 377th in eta for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,808.08 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,539thHealthiest Citizens: 22,011thBest Weather: 28,818thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,889thMost Patriotic: 31,241st
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Healthiest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 125th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 133rd in the regionBest Weather: 190th in the regionMost Patriotic: 228th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 250th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 270th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 281st in the regionMost Accessible: 287th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 317th in the regionLargest Governments: 375th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 377th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 398th in the regionMost Developed: 427th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 446th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 449th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 453rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Starlight Emerald was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Starlight Emerald was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Emerald, exterminators swarm Starlight Emeraldian homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Emerald, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Emerald, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Emerald, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes.
  • : Starlight Emerald was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Emerald, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Emerald, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Emerald, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market.

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