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Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,937thNicest Citizens: 19,254thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,564th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Sway in the moonlight, dance in the dark
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

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Starlight Mars

Population2.247 billion

Currencylotus
Animalmoonlark

The Republic of Starlight Mars is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 2.247 billion Starlight Marsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 36.9%.

The all-consuming Starlight Marsian economy, worth 234 trillion lotuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,370 lotuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

People who have lived their entire lives in Starlight Mars are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, and traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Mars's national animal is the moonlark, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Starlight Mars is ranked 196,779th in the world and 1,768th in eta for Largest Populations, with 2.25 billion capita.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,937thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 19,254thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,564thMost Accessible: 23,893rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,226thMost Patriotic: 27,620th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Accessible: 86th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 86th in the regionMost Patriotic: 182nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 182nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 193rd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 270th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 324th in the regionMost Inclusive: 327th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 345th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 354th in the regionMost Developed: 375th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 404th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 425th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 433rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 442nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 443rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 445th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 467th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 487th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Mars, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Mars, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Mars, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Mars, people who have lived their entire lives in Starlight Mars are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
  • : Starlight Mars was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Mars, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Mars, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Mars, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Mars, scrapyards are filled with Leader's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Mars, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.

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