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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,202ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,221stNudest: 6,644th
The Duds of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Behold the Wonders of Stench!
Lord Phoulodar
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Stench

Population10.832 billion

CapitalPort Retch
LeaderLord Phoulodar
FaithMultiple

CurrencyStenchmark
AnimalStench Turtle

The Duds of Stench is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Phoulodar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.832 billion Stench People are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Retch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Stenchish economy, worth a remarkable 1,342 trillion Stenchmarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,933 Stenchmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 418,746 per year while the poor average 27,129, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Some say that Lord Phoulodar can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers, there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy", bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Lord Phoulodar's office, and there are no more heroes any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stench's national animal is the Stench Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Multiple.

Stench is ranked 12,278th in the world and 3rd in The Dudlands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,361.88 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,202ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4,221stNudest: 6,644thLargest Black Market: 6,828thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,115thLargest Mining Sector: 10,950thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,071stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,089thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,219thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,278thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,378thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,710thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17,653rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,151stMost Devout: 19,607thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,832ndHighest Economic Output: 27,367thLargest Governments: 30,988th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionNudest: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stench altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Stench, there are no more heroes any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Stench, bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Lord Phoulodar's office.
  • : Following new legislation in Stench, there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy".
  • : Following new legislation in Stench, some say that Lord Phoulodar can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers.
  • : Following new legislation in Stench, even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs.
  • : Stench was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Stench's influence in The Dudlands fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Stench's influence in The Dudlands rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Stench's influence in The Dudlands rose from "Zero" to "Vassal".

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