The Flebeist Colony of Stevronian Union is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chris Traeger with an even hand, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, avowedly heterosexual populace, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.763 billion Stevroniets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Stevronia. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Stevroniet economy, worth a remarkable 2,432 trillion Tyronian Dias a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,338 Tyronian Dias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 552,152 per year while the poor average 30,970, a ratio of 17.8 to 1.

The government prefers to leave the past buried, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, and gun owners are skilled at everything except shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stevronian Union's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Flebeism.

Stevronian Union is ranked 7,830^th in the world and 2^nd in Tyronia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 177.34 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.