The Goetian States of Stolasian Republic is a massive, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 1.671 billion Stolasian Republicians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Goetic Palace. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Stolasian Republician economy, worth 48.6 trillion currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 29,069 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stolasian Republic has designated The Goetic Palace as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stolasian Republic's national animal is the animal.

Stolasian Republic is ranked 156,329^th in the world and 9^th in The Glitches for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 372.74 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.