The Nude Utopia of Streakers is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by The Streaker with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.114 billion Streakersians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever I My Roam. The average income tax rate is 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Streakersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,436 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 157,604 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the nation leads BFB Teams in per capita stalking, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Streakersian weed picker are way up. Crime is totally unknown. Streakers's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Paganism.

Streakers is ranked 304,785^th in the world and 13^th in BFB Teams for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.