The Sparkly Green and Orange of Such Is Mango is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mango with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate population of 33.479 billion Such Is Mangoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mango Island. The average income tax rate is 70.7%.

The all-consuming Such Is Mangoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,968 trillion mangoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,676 mangoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Atheists on vacation find Mango-love's scriptures make useful doorstops, national foreign policy involves significant amounts of hand wringing, the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some, and dining out often involves lemurs on the plate no matter what you order. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Such Is Mango's national animal is the lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mango-love.

Such Is Mango is ranked 281,041^st in the world and 12^th in Redundant Realm of Redundancy for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.13 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.