The Definitely not Lovateria of Sunal is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Sun God with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.799 billion Sunalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solio. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sunalese economy, worth 172 trillion Sunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,053 Sunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, and all technology must be personally blessed by religious officials before purchase. Crime is totally unknown. Sunal's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lemonism.

Sunal is ranked 69,001^st in the world and 223^rd in the Outback for Highest Average Incomes, with 96,053.73 Standard Monetary Units.