The Holy Empire of Sunc Cane is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Vonimof with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 20.95 billion Sunc Caneans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sunc Canean economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion Pesas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,200 Pesas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sunc Cane's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Den Norske Kirke.

Sunc Cane is ranked 198,724^th in the world and 75^th in Equestria for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 872 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.