The Glories Old of Sunrise Trail is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 17.001 billion Sunrise Trailers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bluenose. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sunrise Trailian economy, worth a remarkable 1,036 trillion Nickels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 60,941 Nickels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from Sunrise Trail retire only a few years after being appointed, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, Leader is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls, and glue production is at an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sunrise Trail's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Rationalist.

Sunrise Trail is ranked 58,425^th in the world and 24^th in Philosophers for Highest Poor Incomes, with 49,521.34 Standard Monetary Units.