The Kingdom of Svenopolis is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.592 billion Svenopolisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.2%.

The powerhouse Svenopolisian economy, worth 994 trillion silver ingots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,875 silver ingots, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 509,763 per year while the poor average 8,904, a ratio of 57.2 to 1.

The government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, and top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svenopolis's national animal is the white raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Svenopolis is ranked 293,572^nd in the world and 2^nd in New Israel for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -5.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.