Population | 13.185 billion |
Capital | Longyear Town |
Leader | Governor of Swaalbard |
Faith | Lutheranism |
Currency | crown |
Animal | polar bear |
The Unincorporated Area of Swaalbard is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Governor of Swaalbard with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.185 billion Norwegians Russians Ukrainians and others enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.
The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Longyear Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.
The very strong Swaalbard economy, worth 862 trillion crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 65,419 crowns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,089 per year while the poor average 16,219, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.
Cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Swaalbard's national animal is the polar bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheranism.
Swaalbard is ranked 172,969th in the world and 10th in 1st Lutheran Christian Community for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.05 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Swaalbard published "Daily TV Mass (Society of Jesus, Catholic Church) (Canada)" (Factbook: Culture).
- : Swaalbard published "Frikirken (Norwegian)" (Factbook: Culture).
- : Swaalbard published "DELK Kr.sand" (Factbook: Culture).
- : Swaalbard published "Messiaskirken (LKN) (Norwegian)" (Factbook: Culture).
- : Swaalbard published "Christianity is a paradox. To live we must die to self." (Factbook: Religion).
- : Swaalbard published "Norwegian Christian Newspapers" (Factbook: Miscellaneous).
- : Swaalbard published "Televisjon Vårt Land (TVL) (Norwegian)" (Factbook: Culture).
- : Swaalbard published "Gustav Vasa Bible" (Factbook: Religion).
- : Swaalbard published "Crypto-Protestantism" (Factbook: History).
- : Swaalbard published "Three Myths about King James Bible" (Factbook: Religion).