by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,402ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,685thMost Influential: 4,148th
The Socialist Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Quack Quack
Senior Feather
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.036 billion

CapitalLas Swebtartd
LeaderSenior Feather


The Socialist Commonwealth of Swebtartd is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Senior Feather with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.036 billion Swebtartdians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Swebtartd. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Swebtartdian economy, worth 102 trillion swebts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. Average income is 98,633 swebts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, Swebtartdian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown. Swebtartd's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Quackers.

Swebtartd is ranked 193,282nd in the world and 7,019th in Osiris for Most Avoided, scoring 0.56 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,402ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,685thMost Influential: 4,148thMost Pacifist: 5,322ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,702ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,753rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,397thMost Inclusive: 6,743rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,718thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,050thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,443rdNicest Citizens: 8,502ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,644thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,323rdSafest: 11,585thBest Weather: 12,109thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,271stSmartest Citizens: 12,293rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,529thHealthiest Citizens: 12,731stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,388thHighest Drug Use: 14,248thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,288thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,506thMost Cultured: 14,549thMost Secular: 14,679thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,684thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,966thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,463rdMost Developed: 15,967thMost Income Equality: 15,987thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,665thLargest Governments: 18,553rdMost Subsidized Industry: 20,626th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 37th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 129th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 230th in the regionMost Pacifist: 272nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 276th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 294th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 328th in the regionMost Inclusive: 332nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 397th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 399th in the regionNicest Citizens: 425th in the regionMost Income Equality: 438th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 460th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 506th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 523rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 592nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 619th in the regionSafest: 621st in the regionBest Weather: 667th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 701st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 703rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 719th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 724th in the regionMost Secular: 755th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 773rd in the regionMost Cultured: 773rd in the region

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