The Majesty of Fuzz of Sweepa is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.387 billion Sweepans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Sweepan economy, worth 330 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,224 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, and child labor has been outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sweepa's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sweepa is ranked 274,285^th in the world and 1^st in Dark Matter for Nicest Citizens, with 5.59 average smiles per day.