The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 208 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 10.73 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 26.7%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 503 trillion Join Lilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,912 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", commemoration of the Great Suspicious War costs almost as much as the war itself, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 208's national animal is the Join Lily, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Switz got Lazy 208 is ranked 99,773^rd in the world and 1,714^th in Suspicious for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.