The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 254 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 10.784 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 29.7%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 392 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,439 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, and the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 254's national animal is the Join Lily.

Switz got Lazy 254 is ranked 219,153^rd in the world and 6,396^th in Suspicious for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 25,616.9 Standard Monetary Units.