The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 402 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.174 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.9%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 394 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 48,221 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', and people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 402's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 402 is ranked 184,763^rd in the world and 4,006^th in Suspicious for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 933.3 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.