The Republic of System Error is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 554 million System Errorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.7%.

The very strong System Errorian economy, worth 31.2 trillion ♔♔♔♔♔s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,238 ♔♔♔♔♔s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sex changes are routinely performed at System Error's hospitals, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of System Errorian Embarrassments, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. System Error's national animal is the ♔♔♔♔♔, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

System Error is ranked 82,236^th in the world and 5^th in Paichnidi for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,558.39 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.