The Colony of TAFL33 is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 7.554 billion TAFL33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TAFL33ian economy, worth 294 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,928 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TAFL33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TAFL33 is ranked 73,382^nd in the world and 1^st in The American Fascist League for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.