The Commonwealth of Takkaviita LXXIX is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.829 billion Takkaviita LXXIXians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The Takkaviita LXXIXian economy, worth 133 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 47,324 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Takkaviita LXXIX's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Takkaviita LXXIX is ranked 152,761^st in the world and 4^th in DMZ Payung for Largest Populations, with 2.83 billion capita.